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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'm just going to put this out there in here...
The Cage is poop-hole these days.
The Cage is poop-hole these days.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
True, but I'm just shamelessly trolling for votes here GB.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I voted for your wife like 9 times, GB.
And for 3 of those votes I was wearing pants.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Just started watching this show on Netflix (on episode 4 tonight), pretty great show.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Kids are creepy as hell...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It's all cyclical. Someone will start banging their best friend's wife or something and it'll ramp back up to the heights of mediocrity again.
Cage has been pretty bad for awhile but I don't follow the pics thread.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
bentley
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
1.75 of booze once again gone before the 2 liter mixer. Another win for Milosh.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I can't believe the Mac Daddy died. Or that he was 34.
Honey, I'm sorry for investing our life savings in a failing business. Let me make it up to you with a nice romantic dinner at Wingdings & Things. First I have to call up my Internet buddy to check on his bloody taint though.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Jesus bigbottom's kid has cancer? And I know at least one other regular's family just got hit by the cancer bomb too. We should like, figure out a way to get rid of that ####.
bentley
Footballguy
Wait a minute. I assumed his wife wasn't involved when he made the decision to go to Wings n More. Otherwise, he deserves a punch in the (still tender) bag.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Beat it, Bing.
-fish-
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Pickles what's your chess rating?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Tigran Petrosian
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Jose Raul Capablanca used to post here back in the day.. around aught five.
bentley
Footballguy
You've probably also talked to a lot more FBGs than cosjobs since that was the cause of the last blowup IIRC.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Where is this coming from? Awful. bigbottom is great folk.
cosjobs
Footballguy
What's a steak finger?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Steak that has been cut in easy to eat strips before being breaded and fried
CFS finger food
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I don't think there's much you could do on a beach in Borneo that would be pathetic. Maybe posting in the Shark Pool.
krista4
Footballguy
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The underappreciated Season 2 of Wires is underappreciated. I think it's more interesting than Season 1.
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Guster
Footballguy
This is on a six point scale, right?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Wait gusher you could be banging a doctor but blew that off to be friends with a 23 year old?
Duuuuuuuuudddddde
Duuuuuuuuudddddde
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.Alright, figured I haven't posted much here recently, so might as well give a little update. lol, ok... A long rambling update without any real payoff, yet.
There's this girl that I really like. She reminds me a bit of a younger, girl version of me with a bit more of a sexy nerd twist to her. Lets call her nerdy girl. The path to anything happening is long, winding and full of landmines, but I've never been known for letting a challenge deter me from putting forth a valiant effort
For starters, she's a good bit younger than me. While not a huge hurdle in my mind, 23 year olds aren't exactly out there searching for the perfect 35 year old divorced guy with a kid. Oh and then there's the fact that we work together, well until I start my new role on Monday. And I guess it's more than just working together...technically I'm her mentor
As Bogart so eloquently put it in his coshole write up, my game is akin to Bill Laimbeer, so I'm not exactly subtle when I like a girl. She obviously caught on and we had some good talks about it. She put me squarely in friend zone based on circumstances (she could report to me one day, I have a kid, etc). That said, we have pretty much become best friends over the past month. I have seen her every work day and probably half of the weekend days. We have texted every single day for the past month (since i tried to ramp things. A bit).
She has epilepsy and had a seizure earlier this year so she can't drive right now. She was helping me with my 2 week long brainstorming and I gave her a ride to and from every day with some great, candid chats during the ride and in her parking lot. There were some days when i would pull into her driveway before 5 and we would just it there chatting til almost 6 without realizing it. Just a great, fun connection, but as nothing more than friends.
So, she had been pescatarian but wanted to get back to eating meat (insert juvenile joke here) because she's been teaching fitness classes on the side and needs more protein (insert Woz joke here), so she volunteered me to BBQ for her and our mutual friends this past Saturday. She was the first one here and by mid-afternoon most of our other friends had gone except for one couple. We ended up drinking a ton and smoking til we were all sufficiently toasted and then went bar hopping. Great fun...
The only issue is that I already had a date planned for Saturday night. It was my third date with a doctor and the second ended in a sleepoverApparently Doctor had gotten tickets to the Peter Frampton show, which I had forgotten about because the only time we talked about it was when I was super tired and drunk. I knew I was supposed to meet her around 7:30, but I was pretty messed up by that time and enjoying my evening with my friends so I texted her that i was running late. She texted me "it's intermission before the last set - not sure what planet you're on where that's ok" Yeah, oops... Pretty much killed any possibilities with that one, which is too bad because she can see the Reds' stadium from her balcony. That could have been a lot of fun this summer.
Anyway, after bar hopping for a bit, our friends dropped nerdy girl off at her place and that was that. Well, except for the fact that we went shopping and had lunch together the next day. I had a date lined up with Crazy (from previous stories) that I had to push back because we were having fun and going longer than expected. Just a super fun day with both of us nursing hangovers. So our friendship had basically #### blocked me twice last weekend and I was perfectly fine with that.
Today she texted me that she owed me a drink (not sure if its for all the rides I gave her or work stuff I helped her with this week) and wanted to know if Thursday would work. Well, Thursday I was planning on cleaning up my place for DerbyHole and then meeting up with Crazy, but like a moth to a light I told her that would be perfect.
There is pretty much no way this ends well, but hey, it should be a fun journey at the very least
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I'm talking about Received Pronunciation. That aristocratic lilt they beat into young ladies at bordering schools.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
And also just for the record, I'm giving 20 to 1 odds Guster's mid-life crisis babe situation ends up almost exactly the way Zooks' did.
Not that that should deter you, Gust.
Not that that should deter you, Gust.
YSR
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles said:
Well, since he brought it up: I stopped playing FB Scrabble with him a few years ago. At one point, he played "xysti" (which, if memory serves me correctly, is an obscure Greek word for a gymnasium) and then some other obscure word for a type of fruit (can't, for the life of me, remember the word). I think xysti was on a TW and then the fruit was a bingo and they were played back to back. That was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back for me.
Regardless of whether he's a cheater, it just wasn't fun/we weren't evenly matched. Maybe that just makes me a sore loser, but I did accuse him of cheating back then.
Now I pretty much only have three-ways with GM and 'Zooks.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
And sometimes we play scrabble.Mr. Pickles said:
Well, since he brought it up: I stopped playing FB Scrabble with him a few years ago. At one point, he played "xysti" (which, if memory serves me correctly, is an obscure Greek word for a gymnasium) and then some other obscure word for a type of fruit (can't, for the life of me, remember the word). I think xysti was on a TW and then the fruit was a bingo and they were played back to back. That was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back for me.
Regardless of whether he's a cheater, it just wasn't fun/we weren't evenly matched. Maybe that just makes me a sore loser, but I did accuse him of cheating back then.
Now I pretty much only have three-ways with GM and 'Zooks.
Thorn
Footballguy
I'm just gonna throw out there that Pickles stopped playing me in WWF after I beat him twice in a row.
Thorn
Footballguy
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